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Post by Chloe on Jun 20, 2006 14:59:47 GMT
muffins
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Post by Ben on Jun 20, 2006 16:12:34 GMT
Worst advert - The Vauxhall Astra one, because it features penis-end Collina.. please refer to the following video to see why he takes it up the ass: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t8xBSk_HLs
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Post by Alex on Jun 21, 2006 21:43:51 GMT
"I've got the right" "I've got the right" "I'VE got the right" "Have you got the right?"
Regency Mortgages. Grr.
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Post by knights of Si-donia on Jun 21, 2006 22:36:50 GMT
the worst advert has to be the jaffa cakes advert with the french teacher and the pupils
teacher: 'repeat after me, full moon' pupils: 'full moon' teacher: 'half moon' Pupils: half moon' Teacher: 'total eclipse' Pupils: 'total eclipse'
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Stona!?
Yesterday Went Too Soon
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Post by Stona!? on Jun 22, 2006 0:29:29 GMT
Seconded. The first time I saw that advert I genuinely thought it was a spoof, and that nobody could create an advert that bad. How wrong I was. "Hi! I'm Barry Scott! In the next advert, I'll be talking EVEN LOUDER!!!!!!" "Hey Barry, fancy a bang? " "ONLY IF ITS A CILIT BANG!"
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Post by nancepants on Jun 22, 2006 16:18:46 GMT
i hate that one that says, "you know, there is such a thing as being a little bit pregnant". NO THERE ISN'T, YOU'RE EITHER PREGGERS OR YOU'RE NOT.
ahem.
and also that premium bonds one with alan "i'm no gambler" sugar, grr.
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Post by homeforsummer on Jun 22, 2006 16:36:22 GMT
I've thought of an advert we've all missed, somehow, so far.
It is so annoying that had I deeper pockets I would destroy the TV every time it comes on. It is so annoying that people who've seen the advert and think "hmm, yes, i'm going to buy that product/service" should have their brains scooped out with a rusty spoon.
It is, of course...
Sheilas' Wheels!
AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG! If I hear that fucking jingle one more time...
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Post by Chloe on Jun 22, 2006 19:05:00 GMT
for bonzer car insurance?
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Post by Rach on Jun 22, 2006 19:07:58 GMT
That advert for L'Oreal men's moisturizers; "You think you look the business. She thinks you look overworked" ...aaaarghhh! I HATE YOU PEOPLE!!
All bank/mortgage/insurance adverts are detestable because all the people in them are so unbearably SMUG, you just want to punch them.
...And the one for Samsung TVs that's doing the rounds at the moment - "Imagine you've won tickets for the big final..." - so obviously made by people who know NOTHING about football that's it's ultra-cringeworthy.
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Post by Chloe on Jun 22, 2006 19:23:57 GMT
That advert for L'Oreal men's moisturizers; "You think you look the business. She thinks you look overworked" ...aaaarghhh! I HATE YOU PEOPLE!! ooo i know that onr sucks! have you seen the accompanying anti-wrinkle cream one? ARGH!
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Post by Rach on Jun 22, 2006 19:49:45 GMT
Yes, I've seen that one too! And the blokes in those adverts are unfeasibly handsome anyway - like they have to worry. It's so unrealistic.
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Post by Chloe on Jun 22, 2006 19:53:22 GMT
oh i know! & don't get me started on spotcream adverts....
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Post by Clare on Jun 25, 2006 10:29:43 GMT
Grrrrr, that Freederm one (or whatever its called) where they're all trying to hide their faces.
Put your hands down, so I can slap you!
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Post by Rach on Jun 25, 2006 15:50:04 GMT
Ohhh, now I've remembered one I REALLY hate... the Renault Clio one. Where a rat-faced French woman and a smug-git British bloke tell us what is so great about their respective countries ("The Eiffel Tower!" "Blackpool Tower!"), but you hate them so much that it makes you want to emigrate to a country that isn't Britain or France, just to get away from irritating twats like that.
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Post by Not Karl on Jun 25, 2006 16:07:24 GMT
I hate english people too....theyre just so ENGLISH GRR
;D
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Post by Chloe on Jun 25, 2006 17:17:06 GMT
the vodafone work play one ARGH!
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Post by comfort on Jun 25, 2006 19:24:13 GMT
the worst advert is marks and spencers "its not just choclate this is lavish belgium..."
no its bloody expensive chocolate now stop trying to seduce us with that sexy female voice, its just choclate!
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Post by Rach on Jun 25, 2006 19:26:32 GMT
Oh yes. "This is not just food, it's overpriced pretentious food. Fooled you, gullible shoppers!"
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Post by comfort on Jun 25, 2006 19:30:09 GMT
lmao Rach I still get irritated by my nan who insists its value for money "ooo but its nice food dear" id eat in tescos cafe but thats overpriced now too
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Post by Bwyan on Jun 25, 2006 22:31:15 GMT
I always found those M&S ones quite amusing, too.
"This is not just food... it's also E913, E720, 24 different flavourings and a lumpy form of gelatine."
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