Post by TheAlex Equivalent Battenberg on Jan 23, 2009 11:54:00 GMT
I almost forgot. I saw something very disturbing the other night. A transvestite Feeder band! The band members all go by names of what they do (or don't) wear onstage. So you've got Grant Knicker-less, Nude Richardson and Taka Panty-hose. I mention those three, but two of the members stole the show; Queen Tidey and Queen Devall. Queen Tidey especially, she/he looked stunning!
Anyway, back to the real Feeder. Did you hear about that new house Mark has moved into? The garden is lovely, but the barrier around it is very unsightly. They've decided to cover it up. They've bought some shrubs and are Bushing the Fences.
And did you hear about that time when Feeder got lost on the way to a gig? Some woman in a really expensive car showed them the way. You could say they were Guided By A Royce. Or given the woman's name, Guided By A Joyce.
That got me wondering if bands ever use any forms of transport to get to gigs, other than the usual. Apparently there's a Feeder tribute in Alaska, they have a novel way of going to and from gigs; Sleigh In, Sleigh Out.
Has anyone heard that new Feeder tribute band that always play in the forest? They're called Facing Pines.
In even more tribute band news, a group with a love for cows have set up a band called Into the Moo. When I suggested that could imply bestiality (especially considering their front-woman was a cow), they christened the previously nameless front-woman as Sue and changed their name to It Sue Moo. The problem now was a lawsuit from some South Korean guy, and some people started hitting the poor cow mid-gig. When one of the other members asked why (Sue can't speak, of course), the reply was "People were chanting 'it Sue Moo, so we did." They changed their name to Miss Moo and quit.
I went to see another Feeder tribute recently too (there are a lot more than you think). They think cows are evil. They're called Polythene. I thought about it for a while and asked them why they aren't called Moo's the Enemy. They looked at me like I was strange and walked off.
Anyway, back to the real Feeder. Did you hear about that new house Mark has moved into? The garden is lovely, but the barrier around it is very unsightly. They've decided to cover it up. They've bought some shrubs and are Bushing the Fences.
And did you hear about that time when Feeder got lost on the way to a gig? Some woman in a really expensive car showed them the way. You could say they were Guided By A Royce. Or given the woman's name, Guided By A Joyce.
That got me wondering if bands ever use any forms of transport to get to gigs, other than the usual. Apparently there's a Feeder tribute in Alaska, they have a novel way of going to and from gigs; Sleigh In, Sleigh Out.
Has anyone heard that new Feeder tribute band that always play in the forest? They're called Facing Pines.
In even more tribute band news, a group with a love for cows have set up a band called Into the Moo. When I suggested that could imply bestiality (especially considering their front-woman was a cow), they christened the previously nameless front-woman as Sue and changed their name to It Sue Moo. The problem now was a lawsuit from some South Korean guy, and some people started hitting the poor cow mid-gig. When one of the other members asked why (Sue can't speak, of course), the reply was "People were chanting 'it Sue Moo, so we did." They changed their name to Miss Moo and quit.
I went to see another Feeder tribute recently too (there are a lot more than you think). They think cows are evil. They're called Polythene. I thought about it for a while and asked them why they aren't called Moo's the Enemy. They looked at me like I was strange and walked off.