Collie
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May 5, 2004 22:00:27 GMT
Post by Collie on May 5, 2004 22:00:27 GMT
I haven't been here for a while (well I returned briefly a few days ago), but thought I'd pop back in. And crivvens, if there aren't thousands of new posts in the last few months. Aren't you the busy lot.
So er, anything exciting been happening here then? I'd read the posts I've missed, only I'd be drawing my pension and have crippling arthritis by the time I get through them. So are there any highlights or anything?
Cheers. And have a Rich Tea Biscuit on me.
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May 5, 2004 22:02:55 GMT
Post by feedme on May 5, 2004 22:02:55 GMT
welcome back man well apart from the feeder gig its just basically random stuff on here ..and oo thanks for the rich tea
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May 5, 2004 22:18:11 GMT
Post by Collie on May 5, 2004 22:18:11 GMT
No problem. I'd offer something grander, like a Chocolate Digestive, but they're reserved for royalty, of which your lineage is probably far from. I'm only a mere knave myself. But proud of it.
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May 5, 2004 22:20:19 GMT
Post by Carrie on May 5, 2004 22:20:19 GMT
Am starving..may I have a bicci please..before I go to bed...lol!! ;D Welcome back btw... Only have 9 more posts and I'm on 1000.... ;D X Carrie X
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May 5, 2004 22:22:53 GMT
Post by FFS Admin on May 5, 2004 22:22:53 GMT
No pducklem. I'd offer something grander, like a Chocolate Digestive, but they're reserved for royalty, of which your lineage is pduckably far from. I'm only a mere knave myself. But proud of it. I think you're deliberately constructing your posts so they probably contain the word 'probably' as many times as you can probably fit it in. Probably.
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May 5, 2004 22:24:35 GMT
Post by feedme on May 5, 2004 22:24:35 GMT
thats you mw you... whatever way you spell it
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May 5, 2004 22:31:36 GMT
Post by Collie on May 5, 2004 22:31:36 GMT
Probably.
But actually no.
I am fed up with seeing ducks in all my posts though. How about a chimpanzee or a kangeroo instead?
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May 5, 2004 22:33:13 GMT
Post by feedme on May 5, 2004 22:33:13 GMT
ahh well we cant allways get what you want
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May 5, 2004 22:35:31 GMT
Post by Collie on May 5, 2004 22:35:31 GMT
Tell me about it. I send a thousand roses to Cameron Diaz over the past few weeks and she still hasn't arranged a date, or got back to me. The cow!
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May 5, 2004 22:36:38 GMT
Post by feedme on May 5, 2004 22:36:38 GMT
;)thats just wrong
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May 5, 2004 22:44:45 GMT
Post by Collie on May 5, 2004 22:44:45 GMT
Damn Hollywood celebs. They think they're above the rest of us. Next time, I'll stick to minor celebrities. They have less minders for a start. I can probably deliver my gifts in person and still make it back home..... alive.
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May 5, 2004 22:46:18 GMT
Post by FFS Admin on May 5, 2004 22:46:18 GMT
At least you can sleep soundly in the knowledge that for her ignorance towards you; she now has a nasty bout of hayfever to contend with
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May 5, 2004 22:46:32 GMT
Post by Collie on May 5, 2004 22:46:32 GMT
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May 5, 2004 22:52:05 GMT
Post by feedme on May 5, 2004 22:52:05 GMT
;Did personally go for christina ricci
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May 5, 2004 22:54:26 GMT
Post by Collie on May 5, 2004 22:54:26 GMT
Hmm, she is nice, in a quirky but busty and attractive way.
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May 5, 2004 22:55:50 GMT
Post by FFS Admin on May 5, 2004 22:55:50 GMT
Pah! None of these women are a patch on the late-great Laura Beale
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May 5, 2004 22:56:32 GMT
Post by feedme on May 5, 2004 22:56:32 GMT
;D ooh aye all women
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May 5, 2004 22:59:22 GMT
Post by FFS Admin on May 5, 2004 22:59:22 GMT
Speaking of which, how exactly did she die?
I completely missed Eastenders the other night(s) (every episode for the past 2 and a half months)
And did you hear? Author Fawler might be going to prison!
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May 5, 2004 22:59:57 GMT
Post by feedme on May 5, 2004 22:59:57 GMT
no way
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May 5, 2004 23:05:38 GMT
Post by Collie on May 5, 2004 23:05:38 GMT
All woman, apart from the 'tache and the thankfully well concealed man-genitalia that government spies uncovered in Operation 'Beale-Man-Or-Woman-or-just-plain-ugly'. Sadly for Miss Waterman, someone in the intelligence agency let the cat out of the bag and reported the (truthful) findings to BBC bosses. And that's the real reason why she left the show - she lied in her application form about her gender, and as many ex-East Enders actors have found out - you don't feck with the Beeb! (Unless you're Very-Dirty Den possibly).
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