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Post by homeforsummer on Dec 3, 2005 22:49:09 GMT
What!!!!! Have just been to the bathroom, to clean my teeth, on the way to my first pre-2am night this week (I know, I should be doing something better on a Saturday), when what should I discover?: Morrisons Christmas Toilet Paper You have to be kidding, right? Xmas bog roll? And the point of this is? So you can get a kick from looking at Santa's jolly face before wiping your arse? He won't be looking so jolly after that, let me tell you. I mean seriously, is it a case of "ooh look! Rudolph! *WIPE*"? The stupid thing is, no matter how many fairies and baubles the paper is decorated with, in the end it is still just TOILET PAPER. You use it to wipe your arse! It is not, repeat NOT, a form of Christmas decoration! I can imagine the scene; -"Hello Mr Jones, welcome to our Chrismas party" -"Hello... hang on, is that toilet paper you have hanging on the Christmas tree?" -"Yes, it was on sale in Morrisons, we thought it was much better value than tinsel" And the REALLY stupid thing is, it's probably just bog basic (no pun intended) toilet roll at the end of the day. It'll still be like wiping your butt with sandpaper, and the fact that it has Santa's gormless mug on the stuff doesn't make a blind bit of difference. AAARRRRGGGHH!
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vicki
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Post by vicki on Dec 4, 2005 0:10:19 GMT
Charmin xmas is actually scented....
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Post by Ath on Dec 4, 2005 5:45:28 GMT
christmas smell?
like pine cones and deer shit or something?
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Post by homeforsummer on Dec 4, 2005 9:56:37 GMT
My point is, who is that excruciatingly festive that they feel the need to treat their arse to some seasonal cheer?
Or am I just being a Scrooge?
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Post by tangerine on Dec 4, 2005 9:57:22 GMT
little kids will be whiping there arse on santa's face ;D
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Post by Chloe on Dec 4, 2005 10:44:57 GMT
i bet its more expensive too!
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Post by James on Dec 4, 2005 13:53:22 GMT
christmas smell? like pine cones and deer shit or something? Of all of the possible smells that could remind you of Christmas, deer shit is the second one??!
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Post by Andy (The Boss) on Dec 4, 2005 14:45:35 GMT
He might live near a raindeer sanctuary!?
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Post by homeforsummer on Dec 4, 2005 15:30:24 GMT
Quite likely, England has raindeer sanctuaries coming out of its ears...
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Post by Andy (The Boss) on Dec 4, 2005 15:33:01 GMT
that and Little Chefs
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Post by homeforsummer on Dec 4, 2005 15:37:39 GMT
Is that like Gordon Ramsey and Jamie Oliver and people? I'd always thought people on TV were smaller in real life.
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Post by Andy (The Boss) on Dec 4, 2005 16:43:43 GMT
...i walked straight into that one
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Post by homeforsummer on Dec 4, 2005 21:39:13 GMT
*Prepares traps for more unsuspecting victims*
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Post by Rach on Dec 4, 2005 22:49:02 GMT
Can I just say, this thread has made me laugh like a thing demented.
...just one of the reasons I love this messageboard!
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Post by Andy (The Boss) on Dec 4, 2005 22:55:57 GMT
*Bows gracefully*
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Post by Ath on Dec 5, 2005 4:09:55 GMT
Quite likely, England has raindeer sanctuaries coming out of its ears... I'm in Australia just now. Santa here wears woolly shorts and has an entourage or marsupials following him over here. Rather weird.
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Post by homeforsummer on Dec 5, 2005 8:54:12 GMT
Can I just say, this thread has made me laugh like a thing demented You're welcome ;D
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Post by Rach on Dec 6, 2005 14:39:24 GMT
Quite likely, England has raindeer sanctuaries coming out of its ears... I'm in Australia just now. Santa here wears woolly shorts and has an entourage or marsupials following him over here. Rather weird. Kind of like this weird and wonderful Christmas card I got in Brighton at the weekend - I love the gun-toting koala bear...
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Post by Andy (The Boss) on Dec 6, 2005 16:44:59 GMT
The new star of Rambo...
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Post by homeforsummer on Dec 6, 2005 17:38:04 GMT
Koalas are intrinsically evil. Have any of you seen the Australian episode of the Simpsons? The last frame with the Koala hanging on to the helicopter? Point proven, I reckon.
What, you haven't seen it?...
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